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Funny Romantic Octopus Card – I Wish I Were an Octopus So I Had More Hands to Touch Your Butt – Hilarious Love Card for Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Spouse – USA Made
$7.99
- Bold & Hilarious Message – “I wish I were an octopus so I had more hands to touch your butt with.” Perfect for couples who love humor and affection.
- Perfect for Any Occasion – Great for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, birthdays, or just because. Surprise your partner with laughter and love.
- Personal Messages – Plenty of space to add your own heartfelt or funny note.
- Includes Envelope – Comes with a matching craft envelope for easy gifting.
- Card & Envelope Size – Card measures 4.25 x 5.5 inches, with a matching envelope sized 5 x 7 inches for an elegant presentation.
- Please note: This item is shipped in a standard envelope without tracking information. Delivery will be to your mailbox, just like regular mail.