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Funny Housewarming Card – I Can’t Wait to Poop in Your New House – Hilarious Greeting Card for Friends, Cousins, Coworkers – Blank Inside – Handmade in USA
$7.99
- Hilariously Honest Message – “I can’t wait to poop in your new house.” A brutally funny way to say congrats on the new home!
- Perfect for Housewarmings – Friends, cousins, coworkers—anyone who appreciates a little toilet humor will love it.
- Personal Messages – Plenty of space to add your own heartfelt or funny note.
- Includes Envelope – Comes with a matching craft envelope for easy gifting.
- Card & Envelope Size – Card measures 4.25 x 5.5 inches, with a matching envelope sized 5 x 7 inches for an elegant presentation.
- Please note: This item is shipped in a standard envelope without tracking information. Delivery will be to your mailbox, just like regular mail.